The day becomes better

I was having a bummer of a day yesterday & feeling all ayn rand.  Then when Jason & I were walking home down University from dinner, a lovely young woman w/ a cat tail whip asked me if I wanted to get spanked.  Never one to turn down suchness, I handed my bike to Jason & put my hands on a building.  The young woman's friend said to make sure not to hurt me as the young woman was gearing up w/ the whip.  One nice little crack later & the young woman said wait a minute, as she bent down & gave a kiss to where the whip had hit.  After a year in San Diego it's nice to be reminded there are the good weird people here.  This completely saved my day.